huiQi: “clubbing in uk not syok one, msia one better”
me: “why leh? Got ang mo, shud be nicer ma. Msia 1 all mahlatlou”
huiQi: “mahlatlou better than ang mo lo, they very disgusting one le, simply touch u”
me: “but mahlatlou use their eyes keong gan u 1 wor”
huiQi: “then u use fingers keong gan their eyes la”
wth!! Seriously laugh my ass off!! XD
the most FEI-est thing I’ve ever heard
thanks to huiQi, I have a good laugh, haha XD